guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via charm-0ffensive)

omg these are so cute ask me these

moonuncle:

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

(via theacademyaint)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

(via smootymormonhelldream)

rockyr0ad:

one of my all time favorite par quotes

(via smootymormonhelldream)

shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

(via rosebadwolf)

"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."

Mother Teresa  (via sadgirl1017)

(Source: adotjam, via campbelltoe)

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

(via zackisontumblr)

always-stydia:

DO YOU SEE THIS?!? STILES GOT ONE OF HIS HANDS FREE BECAUSE HE WAS SO ANGRY.

THAT’S TRUE LOVE, BITCHES.

(via behonestwithmyself)

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via behonestwithmyself)

I have the worst headache and I still have to drive into Atlanta tonight 😫

Anonymous asked:
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

kxrplunk:

Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.

(via frohjoeman)